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Our *Very Serious* Guide To Surviving An LDR!

by Daniela Dogliani
July 9, 2023
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Ah, long-distance relationships (LDRs)! The epitome of romantic insanity – where love and separation collide in a cosmic explosion of Facetimes, missed kisses, and endless airport goodbyes. While maintaining a long-distance relationship can be as challenging as navigating a maze blindfolded, fear not, brave souls! We’ve concocted a survival guide to help you keep the flame alive, even when oceans apart.

We’re gonna teach you how to embrace the madness, find joy in the bizarre, and remember – no matter how far apart you are, love always finds a way to bridge the gap. So, let’s go forth, fellow love warriors, and conquer the world, one Facetime at a time:

Master The Art Of Teleportation (Or At Least, Pretend):

Forget about science fiction and teleportation machines. In the wacky world of long-distance relationships, you must become a master illusionist. Whenever you feel the pangs of separation, close your eyes, and imagine you’re right there with your partner. Visualize those virtual hugs turning into interdimensional wormholes and embrace the magic of pretending to be together, even when you’re really not.

Create Your Own “Air Love” Language:

Regular communication is vital, but who says it has to be boring? Toss out clichéd “I miss you” texts and embrace the absurdity. Develop your own secret code language, full of nonsensical inside jokes and wildly exaggerated terms of endearment. You’ll leave everyone else scratching their heads while building a fortress of laughter to shield your relationship from the kilometres separating you.

Embrace Technology’s Quirks:

Technology is both a blessing and a source of endless amusement in the realm of long-distance relationships. Embrace its quirks and have fun with it! Play a game of “Guess the Pixel” during blurry video calls, try to decode hilarious autocorrect fails in your text messages, and create a montage of screenshots showcasing the most unflattering video chat freeze frames. Laughter is the glue that holds long-distance relationships together.

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Plan Absurdly Epic Meet-ups:

Who needs mundane, regular meet-ups when you can create unforgettable memories? Spice up your reunions by planning ridiculously-epic adventures. How about meeting at the world’s largest ball of twine, or staging a surprise costume party at the airport? The stranger, the better! Besides, nothing brings people closer than sharing a laugh over the absurdities of life.

Keep the Romance Alive, No Matter What!

Romance is the fuel that powers long-distance relationships. So, get creative! Send each other mysterious packages filled with inside jokes, write silly love letters with terrible poetry, or orchestrate virtual candlelit dinners with spaghetti made out of digital pixels. Who said you couldn’t be cheesy in the digital age? Go all out and let your love conquer the boundaries of time and space.

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