Taiwanese internet celebrity Pineapple (鳳梨, 吳泓逸) has baffled fans with his stance on an open relationship. He is currently going steady with a nightclub DJ, Ola (歐菈). Yet, Pineapple has shared he has almost 10 sexual partners.
Pineapple has previously stated that he will marry whoever gets pregnant first. Well, as it turns out, his main girl Ola has intentions of being the one. A recent ploy of hers apparently got the duo to go hard at it all night!
On 7th June, Pineapple posted a curious item which he found on his socials. “I just took a shower and was blowing my hair… (when) I stumbled upon this thing on the bedside table…” he wrote. “Excuse me, what is this…? What should I pay attention to…?”
The ‘thing’ in question was a little golden shovel. There is a superstition that if a couple were to place the golden shovel under their bed, they can increase the chances of having a child. This is because the Chinese word for shovel (chǎn zi, 鏟子) sounds similar to the phrase “giving birth to a son”. If a couple wishes for a boy, the shovel should be placed right side up, and vice versa for a girl.
Of course, netizens were quick to tease Pineapple, saying he should be expecting a child soon. His tired response made many laugh. “I just started fasting recently and reciting (Buddhist mantra) recently,” he sighed. “I’m really (trying hard).” He also jokingly added that he was having a premonition of what would be happening that night.
Well, as it turns out, his premonition came true. He posted a short video on his Instagram Story the following day (8th June). It showed a bed with a wet spot in it. The video was helpfully captioned: “Golden Shovel Panic“. He also added to netizens: “No need to say anything else, it’s all your fault.”
Pineapple’s video left netizens’ imaginations running wild. His following explanation certainly didn’t help. “Today’s weather (is) cloudy and rainy,” he wrote later. “The same mood as me. (My body) was almost broken by that golden shovel. I can’t walk very well today. The next time I see that kind of golden shovel, I will definitely take it (to eat) pudding immediately.”
Netizens laughed, amazed at their stamina. “Are you experimenting with the power of the golden shovel?” one netizen joked. Several advised him to eat seafood as it supposedly helps with the recovery. “Don’t get out of bed,” they added. In response, Pineapple merely said, “I was badly hurt by that golden shovel.”
Increasing fertility using a golden shovel is merely a superstition. However, there’s no denying that it certainly encourages couples to engage in more fornication! Ladies and gents, feel free to take notes. Who knows, you might convince your partner to have a wild night this way.
Sources: China Times, Yahoo!News, Instagram (1)(2)
