Christmas is here. So it’s time to buckle up and decide what you’re giving everyone this year. If you’re in a relationship, look no further than your own bedroom if you want to offer your special someone a gift they’ll really love (and never forget). Although you can’t precisely pack sex and put it in a box, it’ll be interesting to add a dash of hanky-panky to your Christmas celebrations!
So here it is — our Christmas gift to you — a list of 10 hot Christmas sex positions that will make you want to drive a one-horse open sleigh through the snow. Even if you’re on full turkey mode, these Christmas-themed sex positions are guaranteed to make you jingle all the way this festive season.
The Sleigh Ride
This technically makes you the sleigh, but who doesn’t enjoy being taken for a ride occasionally? Simply lie facedown on the bed, keeping your legs straight and hips slightly lifted.
Christmas is the ideal time of year to play dress up in bed. For this, get your partner to dress up as Santa (at least their top half). Then try on the Santa’s lap posture – sit sideways on your partner’s lap with your arms around their neck. Use your sultry whisper to tell them what you really want to discover under the tree for Christmas as they pierce you from underneath. If you really wanna go extra, get extra Santa accouterments. How about Santa giving you a gloved hand rub? Or oral and white beard? (Please, yes!)
Mrs. Claus On Top
In this role, you’ll have the right to jingle all the way to O-town, and Mrs. St. Nick will be mostly in charge of making the decisions. Kneel on top of your partner and slide up and down his thighs while pushing off his chest. As he rises to meet each thrust, get him to hold onto your hips or thighs for extra support that’ll ensure a smooth ride.
The Mistletoe Move
If you want to improve your mistletoe game, start smooshing under the green stuff in your doorway rather than just kissing under it. Face your partner, stand on one foot, and while he supports you, wrap your other leg over his waist.
Do it in reindeer style so he can easily get to your tinsel. Go down on all fours. Get your partner to kneel behind you with his upper body either straight up or slightly draped over you.
Elf on the Shelf
This daring gesture will allow Santa’s helper to start working on your lady parts. Lie on your back as your partner crouches and dips his penis in and out of your vagina. Keep your legs up and folded over so that your ankles are on each side of your head.
Admit it: His package is what you truly want for Christmas. This incredibly intimate sex technique is ideal for a fireside sexcapade. This one is easy to do, but still excellent enough to get an O. Sit on your partner’s lap facing him after getting him to cross his legs (yoga style). Hug each other for support as you round each other’s legs around him.
Under My Tree
This holiday season, he’ll need to get down — in bed — to light you up. As Lady Gaga said, ‘Your Christmas tree is delicious’. Put your knees at your partner’s ears and straddle him while he lies straight. For support, cling to a headboard or a wall. As you gyrate your hips and rub your clitoris on whatever feels best, grasp his tongue firmly as an added treat.
Tie One On
It seems a little extra, but why not? Just make sure you don’t get electrocuted. Use tinsel or Christmas lights to carefully tie one another up. Basically, you wrap and open your own sexual presents! Try making your own holiday-themed present ribbons for wrist ties or using a cardboard tube from gift wrapping as a spreader bar if you’re not sure about lights.
Most likely, you’ve heard about the amazing effects of the “ice cube trick,” which involves sucking on an ice cube before getting it on with your partner. This is a fun variation on oral that might get you in the holiday spirit if your significant other doesn’t mind a little icy chill in their nether regions. After foreplay, you can also warm back up immediately.