So, you might’ve seen some strange posts on your friends’ Facebook statuses as of recent. We’re talking about statuses such as, “Just used my boobs to get out of a speeding ticket”, “Why is nobody around when I’m horny?”, and the epic “I’ve decided to stop wearing underwear”. By far our favourite, we must say.
All is fine and funny and well except if “Just used my boobs to get out of a speeding ticket” is coming from a dude. And no, your friends didn’t suddenly turn promiscuous overnight. We know what you’re thinking – what exactly is going on here?
Apparently, it’s a 2014 Breast Cancer Awareness game and you will get caught up in it if you liked or commented on your friend’s Facebook status. If you haven’t been tricked into it already, here’s what you can accept the second you respond to the status!
A message that reads as such:
LOL, you should not have liked or commented!!!! Now you have to pick one from these below and post it to your status. This is THE 2014 BREAST CANCER AWARENESS game. Don’t be a spoilsport, pick your poison from one of these and change your status, 1) Damn diarrhoea 2) Just used my boobs to get out of a speeding ticket 3) Anyone have a tampon, I’m out 4) How do you get rid of foot fungus? 5) Why is nobody around when I’m horny? 6) No toilet paper, goodbye socks. 7) Someone has offered me a job as a prostitute but I’m hesitant. 8) I think I’m in love with someone, what should I do? 9) I’ve decided to stop wearing underwear. 10) It’s confirmed, I’m going to be a Mummy/Daddy! 11) just won £900 on a scratch card 12) I’ve just found out I’ve been cheated on for the last 5 months. Post with no explanations. So sorry I fell for it too!!!!! Looking forward to your post Ha ha.
We gotta admit it’s funny. But isn’t the 2014 Breast Cancer Awareness month or the annual Breast Cancer Awareness month in general sometime in October? Not sure if this is just another excuse to prank people (read: chain e-mails) or if it’s legit. Probably not?
That having said, don’t say we didn’t share!
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