Bouts of jealousy, lashing out at a member of the audience loudly jeering at him, it’s obvious that comedian and ex-husband of Katy Perry is already regretting his decision. Why are we not surprised?

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Apparently, when photos of his ex-wife getting cosy with “Florence and the Machine” member Robert Ackroyd at Coachella 2012 were released, it left Russell Brand all green and red aka seething with jealousy:

You can’t blame them, Russell! They are dating after all!

Also, he recently told off a member of the audience during one of his stand-up shows. The heckler repeatedly shouted “Katy Perry, Katy Perry!” at Brand, resulting in..some interruption to the show. To which, Brand was only too quick to reply (read: retaliate and insult):

“It’s you is it? Oh dear… I thought this guy is confident, probably because he’s incredibly handsome. But look at you! You look like something that has fallen off the outside of a church! And what is it that you have rattling around your mind, some bizarre combination of alcohol and idiocy … some cocktail of nothing? And yet the confidence to continue shouting. They say of course, don’t they, that empty vessels make the most noise. What an enormous echo of nothingness from you.”

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“Keep your lips firmly, firmly clamped together. Because everything that comes out of your mouth, from your idiotic announcements to your disgusting halitosis that’s coming through this room, is an abomination.”

Watch the footage here:

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Uh, classy. We also hear that Russell Brand has been sending his estranged wife e-mails, admitting how he gave up on their marriage too soon and that filing for divorce was the biggest mistake of his life.

Well, Russell. Too little too late. And now, who’s really the one who got away, hmm? Move along .

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