Ah, looks like not all is well is Hollywood after all.

Just a month ago, they were rumoured to be dating. The paps and the media were quick to catch (or make) word about their romance, snapping away and reporting about how in love they are. Or how they’re already talking marriage. Or how they’re ready to pick up rings. Or how to raise their kids.


A quick update: A source close to the couple said, “It’s getting very serious. She wants to be with him as much as possible. They really know and love each other.” So much so that Kim Kardashian has plans to join Kanye West on his upcoming summer tour with Jay-Z.


So here’s something that just made the tabloids have a field day – when Kanye was caught with his pants down after emerging from a car with Kim. Quick to jump to her new beau’s defense, Kim said, “It was a wardrobe malfunction. But it wasn’t anything intentional. It was not scandalous.”

“He was getting out of the car and his belt got pulled by this hook on the car door and he was trying to pull it up quick and his belt was really heavy”, she added.

Sure Kim. We hope that’s the real reason why he’s waddling behind you. Maybe Kanye should learn to keep certain..things in his pants. Or stop staging “incidences” in a mad grab for attention.

(Cue Kanye crashing the VMA stage to steal poor sweet Taylor Swift’s thunder)



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