Most will agree that it’s always good to be prepared, especially when it comes to getting laid. But, even we have to admit that Taiwanese singer Jason Chung (钟昀呈, 小钟) might have jumped the gun on this one, especially after it almost cost him his dick!
Jason Chung has always been known for his humorous personality and his ability to see the fun side of things. Well, during a recent talk show, he had the audience at the edge of their seats after he shared how wearing a condom for too long turned his genitals livid.
On a recent episode of variety talk show “同学来了 (Students Coming)”, Jason shared that he had once been very interested in a girl he had met during his college years. He did all he could to get her attention, from learning how to play the guitar to picking up how to repair computers. Luckily, his efforts paid off and soon, they were holding hands and kissing.
As Jason was in his prime then, his father, very secretly, gave him a condom, saying: “You should take this with you in case you need it.” Well, when the two agreed to go on a date, Jason was certain he would need it. Remembering his father’s words, he wore the condom before he left for the date, claiming he didn’t want to be caught off-guard if something happened.
However, things got uncomfortable fast during the date, but he was too nervous to go the the bathroom to remove it. And at the end of the three-hour date, she asked her dad to pick her up, which ultimately meant he wasn’t getting laid. With nothing else for it, he’d quickly gone to the toilet to remove the condom, but to his horror, his penis had turned a livid colour. Needless to say, his fellow stars were horrified on his behalf.
Fellow guest star Eddie Pan (潘若迪) later stepped in to explain that earlier condoms were designed differently. “The condom used to be very tight around the head (area),” he stated. “If you leave it on for three minutes, or don’t (use) it, it will (cut off blood circulation) and the whole head will turn black.”
Well, that’s certainly a story to tell the grandkids! On the bright side, we’re pretty sure Jason Chung’s essentials are still fine. Hopefully, the next time he got laid, things turned out much better for him. Watch Jason Chung tell his story here (9:40 for exact timing):
Sources: YouTube, China Press, Sin Chew Daily
